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The Useless Machine

Posted on 2011-12-18 By rolfje 4 Comments on The Useless Machine

The past year, you may have seen me tweeting some “#secretproject” tweets. Last week, the project was finally revealed, and here is the video, in case you’ve missed it:

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nkebVQL5zc]

This is what is known on the internet as a “Useless Machine” or “Leave-me-alone Box”. In case you want to make one, there are plenty of instructions online. I think you can build a basic version of this in about a weekend, and it will cost you less than ten euros. 

The tea box
Servo, dismantled
Servo mounted to switch
Wooden arm on the sander
Aluminum arm offset bushing in the lathe.
Arm mounted on the servo
Assembly in front of the tea box
Cutting the decorative ventilation holes
Painting sanding painting sanding painting sanding…
Assembly painted black for cool looks
Waiting for glue to set
Last minute hack: on/off switch for transport
The “Useless Machine” or “Leave me alone box”

Now go build your own. Have fun!

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Comments (4) on “The Useless Machine”

  1. mile says:
    2011-12-18 at 13:39

    it looks nice, but still, why in a world would you make a useless machine? 🙂

    Reply
    1. rolfje says:
      2011-12-18 at 13:42

      Because I can 🙂

      Reply
  2. sarah says:
    2014-02-12 at 10:40

    Where can i find a useless machine?

    Reply
    1. rolfje says:
      2014-02-12 at 12:37

      Hi Sarah, it depends on what you want. If you want a complete useless machine, I suggest looking for one on eBay, people are selling them there.

      For a bit more fun, I recommend getting a useless Machine brandnew from ThinkGeek, some assembly required:
      https://www.thinkgeek.com/product/ef0b/
      (it’s called a “Useless box” there)

      Or, if you want to build one from scratch, follow this great instructable:
      http://www.instructables.com/id/The-Most-Useless-Machine/

      Have fun!

      Reply

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